Have you ever had your bed sheets catch on fire while doing the wild thing?

It happens to me all of the time. I keep a fire extinguisher on the night stand.Have you ever had your bed sheets catch on fire while doing the wild thing?
Only figuratively speaking.





I'm also a big believer in fire retardant pajamas.Have you ever had your bed sheets catch on fire while doing the wild thing?
No, but every time I do the wild thing, I make sure I jack u late on my partners back and make her lie down on the sheets so that when it dries, the sheet is stuck on her back and she has a cape like superman.
only when i am with a red-headed girl... get it? she is a fire crotch... yeah i am leaving now, sorry the the red heads out there.
No, but perhaps taking off the sandpaper socks might help reduce friction!
That is why I sleep on a water bed.
lol nope