How Can Zed Prevent His Women From Leaking All Over His Bed Sheets During Intimate Times?

We were intimate on the hardwood floors and she ended up slipping and breaking her arm so she will never try that again.How Can Zed Prevent His Women From Leaking All Over His Bed Sheets During Intimate Times?
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Well, that is quite the pickle. Perhaps you should replace your bed sheets with paper towels for the duration of the lovin's.
I thought you had already plastic wrapped everything in your world.
Super absorbent Bounty Paper Towels will do the trick.
GIVE HER A DIAPER ZEDDYPOO
Put a bed pan under her.
Tighten her plugs before you begin - maybe a new O ring.
havent you ever heard of SHAMWOW, works great :)
give her a condom