Bed Sheets?

Bed Sheets








An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a


series of tests, the last of which had left his


bodily systems extremely upset.








Upon making several false alarm trips to the


bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another


and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with


diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to


remain rational.





In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of


bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out


the hospital window.





A drunk was walking by the hospital when the


sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing,


and swinging his arms violently trying to get the


unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled


sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.








As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet,


staring down at the sheets, a hospital security


guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who


had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked,


';What the heck is going on here?';








The drunk, still staring down replied: ';I think I


just beat the **** out of a ghost.';Bed Sheets?
LOL!!! Thats too funnyBed Sheets?
re-post, an extended one at that.





keep it simple.





yes though it is funny.
Hahaha!! Good one!!!
What a relief from all the ';arguing'; that goes on in R%26amp;S!





I will looking for a chance to retell this one..........
Funny! 100!
hahaha, very funny indeed.
funny
Nice one......
haha
lol :))
Oh, thats rich. Its funny.
waayyy too funny!!!